Tourism Australia Act 2004

The Tourism Australia Act 2004, assented 23 June 2004, was enacted to create a government subsidiary responsible for tourism relations in Australia dubbed Tourism Australia.

Main Points

No one under the age of 21 will be allowed in any city without a guardian of at least 32 years of age
Any non-native persons who use the saying "G'day" will be lashed no less that 15 times on the spot
Anyone who is very pale and decides to take an outdoor tour without using proper sun protection is to be burnt by UV rays for the length of the tour
If your plane arrives at Australia on a Monday - Friday, you are not allowed to leave from any airport on a Monday - Friday
All airports are closed on the weekends
Anyone who utters a stingray joke on Australian soil will be executed promptly

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